I finally attended the Opp Alabama rattlesnake rodeo. I imagined it would be more charming than it was. A generation of papaws selling walking sticks and bird houses has sadly been replaced by younger country mamas and boat dads selling cheap factory-made souvenirs. My biggest take-away from attending was learning the official medically-advised response in case of snake bite from veteran rattlesnake strike survivors. As it turns out, all the advice I’ve ever been given is wrong. Do not suck out the venom with your mouth (no matter what a midcentury western movie depicts), do not “just take two aspirin and lie down”, and do not tourniquet the bitten limb to isolate the venom to one area. Come to find out, you want to remain calm (haha) and allow the venom to spread evenly through your whole body while you find a way to (hopefully) get to a hospital. Best of luck to you all.